Plus, I didn't want to pay for sites like e Harmony or Match because paying for love seemed kind of gross (no offense).
’ The device will work much better, if you turn it on. Success is like pregnancy – everyone congratulates you but they don’t know how many times you had to f**k to achieve it. This happens for everyone – when you don’t know how to spell a word, you think of a whole new sentence to avoid using it.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. if we aren`t so supposed to eat animals, Why are they made with meat????? laugh alone and the world thinks your an idiot......tongue: WORK...... I'm only a social drinker but I smoke crack like a motherf.u.c.k.e.r.3me someone who has a loathing for the general public and I'll show you someone who works retail.4. If you love someone,set them free,if they come back they're yours,if they don't call them at 3am when your drunk.7. I am looking for a little piece and quiet,just give me a piece and then I'll be quiet!
The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning. If you take a 4 million dollar loan, you will be paying it back for 40 years.
The reason why I hate mornings so much is that they start while I’m still sleeping. But if you steel 4 million dollars, you get to prison for 7 years only. Once again a reminder for you: we are always waiting for funny one liners.
Every one of us has a friend, who says he’ll be in 5 minutes, but comes in two hours. We expect to be expanding this page with the best one liner sayings on the planet.